zackisontumblr: If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.– Bobby Sommer (via declass)
inbox: “smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining
into-the-lungs-of-hell: tookindimpossible: It’s strange that we all die. I wonder how I’ll die someday? Also, what is the meaning of life? And desk jobs? Are you me?
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
letsmakethislast-foreverr: I’ve been so happy lately, and I don’t want it to go away
notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror. Just keep going. No feeling is...– Rainer Maria Rilke, from The Book of Hours (via misiuq)
dearmisswhite: crazyboutthemwranglerjeans: “Can I ask you something?” The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop right behind “we need to talk”