May 2013
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
me at night: tomorrow I'm going to start working on my six pack
me in the morning: how many cinnamon rolls can I fit in my mouth
“Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.”
– Bobby Sommer (via declass)
inbox:
“smoking is unattractive” yeah so is complaining
into-the-lungs-of-hell:
tookindimpossible:
It’s strange that we all die. I wonder how I’ll die someday? Also, what is the meaning of life? And desk jobs?
Are you me?
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
letsmakethislast-foreverr:
I’ve been so happy lately, and I don’t want it to go away
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
5 tags
“Let everything happen to you: beauty and terror.
Just keep going. No feeling is...”
– Rainer Maria Rilke, from The Book of Hours (via misiuq)
dearmisswhite:
crazyboutthemwranglerjeans:
“Can I ask you something?”
The single scariest phrase in the english language, guaranteed to make your heart drop
right behind “we need to talk”
